KokonspiracyBlog is a basic information booth about the Kokonspiracy. The Kokonspiracy, since you may not know, is the musers’ plan for world domination. Our description is below: 
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“War costs billions of dollars. Guns, tanks, bombs, it all costs billions and billions of dollars. Your dollars. But it doesn’t have to be this way…”
“Imagine war fought with pies. Imagine untold defense dollars that could be used for something else, something better…”
“Imagine enhanced protection of our national parks and monuments…”
“Imagine affordable pastry and health care.”
“Imagine serious research into energy alternatives…”
“Imagine a return to the moon, and on to Mars…”
“Imagine life as you’ve never seen it before.”
“Imagine Kokopelli.”
“Kokopelli for president, 2012.”
“go to http://www.musefanpage.com/blog/?p=1267 for details.”
also, the article:
Deep within the cyberspace, in a universe known only to the modern Muser, a conspiracy is afoot. Its mission: world domination. As you probably know, what sets Muse head and shoulders above most ordinary magazines on the rack is the unique culture that has come to be associated with it over its 10+ year existence. What you may not know is that the website musefanpage.com/blog is dedicated to sharing this culture, which it calls ‘La Vida Koko’.”
You have probably seen various references to MuseBlog in the letterbox. Perhaps you thought this was a place where Muse readers discuss the magazine. Nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, the MuseBloggers are extremely ambitious. They’re ambitions extend to everything up to and including taking over the world.
In the troubled times that we live in, a group of MuseBloggers have formed a group of conspirators and sworn nonsecrecy to the common cause. In fact, the mission is so nonsecret that the group constantly tries to get attention.
The reader at this point may ask, “Why is world domination preferable?”
We MuseBloggers have found the current world leaders incapable of doing their job. Therefore, we have started a plot called the Kokonspiracy, codenamed Mostly Harmless which calls for world domination, Kokopelli for President and pies in every face. Already, we have begun carrying out the first stage of our plan: letting people know that we exist. Have you found leaflets with mentions of Muse in your library books lately? Or found washed up bottles on the beach containing messages about Muse? Or seen any other odd things that have to do with Muse?
Don’t be worried if you haven’t, because we can assure you that other people have. We do use the phrase “world domination” jestingly. What we want is an enlightened society. A society of no wars, no cultural problems such as racism or sexism, and no idiotic politicians getting us into all sorts of trouble. A society where the environment, animals and people are respected.
It sounds like an extremely corny kid’s movie. Pipe dreams. We must remind ourselves that in twenty, thirty or forty years we will be the politicians, the lawyers, the doctors, the juries, the judges, and the grocer at the grocery store. We will be in the position of power.
What this society needs are more people who read Muse. We are not advertising, we are just trying to make the world a better place. If you want to help us make this happen, then visit our site at http://www.musefanpage.com/blog/?p=1267 We can change the world.
Our mission is World Domination. In other words, we’re trying to make the world a better place. Our mascot, Kokopelli, is running for president 2012 with his vice-president Urania. We at the Kokonspiracy are dedicated to making sure Kokopelli has a victory. We’re imagining a better place to live, affordable health care, good food, wiping out poverty, doing our best to make sure no one should ever be oppressed by war, famine, or disease. We think that by first getting a respectable stick figure in office, we can start our campaign for peace and happiness.
If you feel like joining, you can email us at lavidakoko@gmail.com. If you don’t feel like joining, we don’t mind. It’s just great to have you viewing this site.
-The Kokonspirators
